I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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