Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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