how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He has the fingertips of a God
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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