How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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