Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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