i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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