I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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