you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Randomize
