and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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