I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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