He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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