no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
