Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
