What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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