she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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