A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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