Someone shit on the floor
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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