these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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