We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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