I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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