is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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