Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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