You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i drank out of a bidet.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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