Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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