That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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