What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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