thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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