so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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