My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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