It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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