BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
