the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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