Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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