i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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