what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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