First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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