North Korea, Best Korea!
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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