I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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