did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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