i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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