and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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