so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize
