Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Randomize
