oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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