oh god the rape fog is back!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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