Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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