trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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