It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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