i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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