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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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