I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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