Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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