Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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