Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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