So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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