what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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