i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She announced her abortion via fbk
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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