the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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