i just wanna soil my oats bro
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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